Gisteravond, op het Ministerie van Buitenlandse Zaken.

?Mister president, good evening, oh no!, good morning for you, I?m sorry.
Here is Jaap de Hoop Scheffer speaking, the new minister of Foreign Affairs of the Netherlands.

Difficult name? Yes... Sggggeffer.. But call me Djeep the Hope. Yes, please.

Well, as you know our new government stands behind you - yes, I have said to the Tweede Kamer that it is good that you are gonna listen to the VN, but that was for the form, the VN doesn?t matter, everything you do is okay for us...

Thank you very much, mister President.
Djeep... Djeep the Hope is the name.

But I?m so sorry, I have a couple of questions. Can you help me, so when they call me to the Tweede Kamer again I know exactly what I have to say in your spirit.

Yes? Well, here are the questions:
You only talk nowadays about Saddam Hussein, but what about Osama Bin Laden? Do you know where he is? And what about the War on Terrorism? Did you win that war? Or are we gonna fight two wars?

I see... not talk about Bin Laden... Only about Saddam.. Yes...massdestruction, I know. They begin to become afraid here... yes, we will do that.
Well, thank you very much mister President. And good luck for you and all the members of the Administration.

Djeep... yes. Djeep the Hope. No, not Iceland... The Netherlands... Yes, thank you and God bless.?